Charlie Crews

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You Were a Peacock

You carry yourself with beauty, dignity, and confidence. You are able to see the past, present, and future with clarity.

You Are an Astrologer

You tend to be a fanciful, spiritual person with many interesting theories. You are always trying to figure out how all the pieces of the world are connected. You have a knack for predicting the future and reading people. In modern times, you would make a good self help guru or a director of a non profit.

See, Reese? I'd make a good guru.

What do you wish for when you blow out your birthday candles?

What does anyone wish for when they blow out their birthday candles? And does anyone really remember what they wish for more than a few days afterwards? It always seems so important at the time.

Except for the times it doesn't seem important. Sometimes I forget that I have to make a wish, and there I am, there the candles are, and my mind is blank. But it's a thing - you have the candles, you have to make a wish. You have to find something you want. And if you can't find something, you have to make something up.

Maybe there are people who don't wish for anything. They just pretend and blow out the candles. That might be easier. Less pressure.

So you ask for something you want. But what if what you want is so big that you don't know how to ask for it? There are things I want, but do I really want to tell that to a candle that I'm about to blow out anyway?

I haven't had a birthday cake for twelve years. I don't remember what I used to wish for. Now, I think I'd have a watermelon. I could put candles in a watermelon.

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